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Rocket-Powered Roller Skates (pair)
ACME-1001 · Transportation
Blast off from a standing start. Helmet sold separately.
USD 349.00 / EA
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Genuine Cast Iron Anvil, 100 lb
ACME-1002 · Hardware
Drop-tested. Gravity not included.
USD 89.99 / EA
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Giant Industrial Magnet
ACME-1003 · Hardware
Attracts anything ferrous within 50 feet.
USD 249.50 / EA
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Portable Hole (set of 6)
ACME-1004 · Trapping Supplies
Peel, stick, and step through. Reusable on most surfaces.
USD 42.00 / PK
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Instant Boulder Mix (just add water)
ACME-1005 · Trapping Supplies
Makes one 400 lb boulder in seconds.
USD 19.95 / EA
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Earthquake Pills (jar of 50)
ACME-1006 · Trapping Supplies
Take one and the ground does the rest.
USD 27.50 / EA
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Premium Bird Seed, 25 lb bag
ACME-1007 · Trapping Supplies
Irresistible. For decoy purposes only.
USD 24.00 / EA
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Spring-Loaded Boxing Glove
ACME-1008 · Hardware
Mounts on any cliff face. Reach: 12 feet.
USD 64.00 / EA
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Giant Slingshot
ACME-1009 · Transportation
Rated for payloads up to 250 lb.
USD 79.00 / EA
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Tunnel Paint (1 gallon)
ACME-1010 · Trapping Supplies
Roll onto any rock face. Works until someone else tries it.
USD 33.25 / GAL
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Do-It-Yourself Tornado Kit
ACME-1011 · Trapping Supplies
Just add wind. Some assembly required.
USD 129.00 / EA
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Jet-Propelled Pogo Stick
ACME-1012 · Transportation
Bounce higher, farther, and with less control.
USD 154.00 / EA
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Trap Design Consultation (per hour)
ACME-S100 · Services
One of our engineers reviews your scheme. Success not guaranteed.
USD 125.00 / HR
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Overnight Desert Delivery
ACME-S200 · Services
Flat-rate express shipping to any canyon address.
USD 45.00 / EA
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Rocket-Powered Roller Skates, EU stock (pair)
ACME-X900 · Transportation
Imported. Priced in euros.
EUR 319.00 / EA